Alan
Where are you going?
Evelyn
Neiman's. I'm going to need something black.
Charlie
Doesn't your soul qualify?
Evelyn
Laugh now, but when I die, I will be coming back to haunt you. [leaves]
Charlie
How will that be any different than this?
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