TV QuotesDatabase

S2 E21

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 21

Jake and Alan in “A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On”

Jake

Where's the dead guy?

Alan

Jake, show a little respect.

Jake

Where's the dead guy sir?

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Alan“And Grandma doesn't just feed on the souls...” Alan“Where are you going?” Alan“You're hitting on the widow!” Alan“That woman just lost her husband!”

More Two and a Half Men quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Two and a Half Men pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.