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S2 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 13

Jake, Alan and others in “Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair”

Jake

This is really weird.

Alan

Why is it weird? Your mom and I may not be living together anymore, but we're still friends.

Jake

I don't flip off my friends when I talk to them on the phone.

Charlie

Nice shooting. Two with one bullet.

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