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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 13

Alan and Charlie in “Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair”

[After an earthquake has struck while Charlie was in bed with a woman]

Alan

Apparently, the earthquake hit Sherman Oaks a lot harder than Malibu.

Charlie

What earthquake?

Alan

'What earthquake?' About an hour ago, you didn't feel the house shaking?

[Charlie stares into space for a moment with a blank expression on his face]

Charlie

Oh.

Alan

Unbelievable. You actually thought that was you?

Charlie

No, I thought it was her. Y'know, because of me. Well the good news is unless they report it on Polish TV I still get the credit.

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