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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 13

Charlie and Alan in “Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair”

Charlie

Well, that's the difference between 'wife' and 'ex-wife'. With 'ex-wife', you don't even have to pretend to care.

Alan

I'm sorry, but I can't be that callous.

Charlie

Have you even tried?

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