Alan
It's just for a couple of days.
Charlie
Oh, a couple of days. Jack the Ripper only killed a couple of prostitutes, but it was still wrong!
Alan
What do you want me to do, put her in a hotel?
Charlie
Yeah, put her in a hotel! Put her in a space capsule! Put her in a catapult and see how far she flies!
Alan
Charlie, I can't do that to her.
Charlie
Again, have you even tried?
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