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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 13

Charlie and Judith in “Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair”

[Judith is holding salad tongs]

Charlie

Ah, better use the wooden ones.

Judith

What's wrong with these?

Charlie

I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.

Judith

Is this a regular occurrence?

Charlie

You'd think I'd learn.

Judith

And you keep them in the kitchen?

Charlie

I used to hang them on a little hook in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out.

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