[Judith is holding salad tongs]
Charlie
Ah, better use the wooden ones.
Judith
What's wrong with these?
Charlie
I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
Judith
Is this a regular occurrence?
Charlie
You'd think I'd learn.
Judith
And you keep them in the kitchen?
Charlie
I used to hang them on a little hook in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out.
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