Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 18
Dad?
Yeah?
Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? [Charlie spits out his drink]
Well, Alan, do you?
Um... Jake... what do you know what erectile dysfunction?
Not much. It has something to do with your penis, right?
Right.
And they say one out of three guys gets it, and mine's fine so it's got to be one of you.
Did you ever try any of those [erectile dysfunction] drugs?
Once or twice. Out of curiosity, not necessity.
What did you think?
It's not my thing. It's like corking the bat. You?
Yeah, that's what my ex-wife wanted -- more sex with me that lasted longer.
And if we're gonna be a couple, I want to be the husband.
Who's gonna believe you're the husband?
Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's been a husband.
You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?
[after Alan and Charlie left for the party]
What is that about?
I don't know, but one of them suffers from erectile dysfunction.
Charles, didn't I ask you to confine your debauchery to outlet stores?
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