Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 19
So, how you getting to the restaurant?
Sherri's picking me up.
Ah! Very convenient.
Why? Because she's been here before? Because she's been here with you? Because you've had sex with her in every room in the house?
No, because you can't drive. But it's interesting to see how your mind works.
My point is, I'm tired of those shallow relationships I was having with guys like Charlie. I want to be with a man who can be sensitive and caring, nurturing, you know, someone who can make me laugh, make me think.
You do realize I'm straight, right?
[giggling] You really are adorable.
Thank you. I, uh-- I tend to bring out the mothering instinct in women.
Really?
Ironically, not my mother.
She [Sherri] invited me to her house for dinner tonight. I think she wants to have sex.
With who?
With me.
With you. Hang on a second. [looks at the newspaper] Nope, no snowballs reported in Hell... no sightings of flying pigs...
When you're making love, the way to slow yourself down is to think of something completely non-sexual.
What do you think of?
You.
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