Jake
Dad?
Alan
Yeah?
Jake
Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? [Charlie spits out his drink]
Charlie
Well, Alan, do you?
Alan
Um... Jake... what do you know what erectile dysfunction?
Jake
Not much. It has something to do with your penis, right?
Alan
Right.
Jake
And they say one out of three guys gets it, and mine's fine so it's got to be one of you.
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