Sophie-Anne Leclerq quotes from True Blood

Sophie-Anne

Maenads are sad, silly things. The world changed centuries ago and they're still waiting for the God who comes.

Bill

Does he ever come?

Sophie-Anne

Of course not. Gods never actually show up. They only exist in humans' minds, like money and morality.

Bill

If I can't kill her, how do I get her to leave Bon Temps?

Sophie-Anne

She has to believe that she successfully summoned forth Dionysus in hopes that he will ravish her and quite literally devour her until she's lost into oblivion.

Bill

So she seeks death? The true death. The one thing she has evolved beyond.

Sophie-Anne

Ironic, isn't it? You know they're really not that smart, these maenads.

Bill

So how does she summon this non-existent god of hers?

Sophie-Anne

I never said he was non-existent. I just said he never comes. She believes if she finds the perfect vessel, sacrifices and devours part of him or her, plus surrounded by the magic of her familiars than her mad god will appear. At that point when she willingly surrenders herself to him...

Bill

That's the only point she can be killed.

Magister

Trouble abounds in your fair state.

Eric

Tell me.

Magister

It would seem your idyllic little home is competing to become the V capital of the world.

Sophie-Anne

Can you believe it? I am so embarrassed. Naturally I told the Magister that you were the only vampire in my queendom that could be trusted with this.

Eric

Any thing I can do to be of service.

Magister

Our blood is sacred. Wasting it on anything other than procreation is blasphemy.

Sophie-Anne

Madness.

Eric

Desecration.

Magister

Have you noticed an uptick in users in your neck of the woods? Maybe even here in your club?

Eric

I haven't, no.

Magister

See that's surprising to me. 'Cause every other sheriff to whom I have spoken has. The amounts are so great in fact, we can only assume a vampire is responsible.

Sophie-Anne

An act of self loathing so shameful that who ever is responsible should fall on his own stake.

Eric

Respectfully, Magister. I'm not sure I follow your logic.

Magister

If your average run-of-the-mill drainers were behind this, it would stand to reason said drainers would need vampires to drain; which means there would be missing vampires and plenty of them. How many vampires have gone missing in your area?

Eric

None, Magister.

Magister

So, now do you follow my logic?

Eric

I do, and I will look into the matter.

Magister

Good ... and I will expect results.

Magister

I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.

Russell

Thank you.

Sophie-Anne

Yes, thanks. So happy I could bleed.