Trouble abounds in your fair state.
Tell me.
It would seem your idyllic little home is competing to become the V capital of the world.
Can you believe it? I am so embarrassed. Naturally I told the Magister that you were the only vampire in my queendom that could be trusted with this.
Any thing I can do to be of service.
Our blood is sacred. Wasting it on anything other than procreation is blasphemy.
Madness.
Desecration.
Have you noticed an uptick in users in your neck of the woods? Maybe even here in your club?
I haven't, no.
See that's surprising to me. 'Cause every other sheriff to whom I have spoken has. The amounts are so great in fact, we can only assume a vampire is responsible.
An act of self loathing so shameful that who ever is responsible should fall on his own stake.
Respectfully, Magister. I'm not sure I follow your logic.
If your average run-of-the-mill drainers were behind this, it would stand to reason said drainers would need vampires to drain; which means there would be missing vampires and plenty of them. How many vampires have gone missing in your area?
None, Magister.
So, now do you follow my logic?
I do, and I will look into the matter.
Good ... and I will expect results.
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