Hey, who pushed all the buttons?
Gotta take the stairs.
Or, we could just wait.
Hustle!
[shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster.
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Thighs on fire. So…queasy.
So you're one of those skinny-fat people who can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks huh? What do you do? Yoga?
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As most of the teams continue to climb or wait… and wait… and wait some more, the Fashion Bloggers are first to reach the observation deck, but the scare might be too much for them.
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[enjoying the breezy wind] THIS IS SO COOL!
EEmma
Focus! This is life or death.
Come on, look at what we're doing, it's incredible! I feel so alive!
EEmma
Yeah. Make sure they put that quote on your gravestone.
Promise me you'll never let go!
NEVER! Can you believe people pay to do this?
We're doing this for you, Mother Earth! Don't kill us!
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Well that was illuminating. [interview] Based on the splatter, the wind velocity was 45 knots. Twenty more, and we'd be splattered.
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Zipline? I always wanted to do that!
Zipline? I never wanted to do that!
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The teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. Flight #1 will carry Father & Son, Best Friends, Daters, Police Cadets, Ice Dancers, and the Reality TV Pros. Flight #2 carries the Sisters, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom & Daughter, Rockers, and Geniuses. And flight #3 has the LARPers, Goths, Surfer Dudes, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, and Tennis Rivals. Who will win the next jaunt in our race? Tune in next time to find out. The Ridonculous Race…is to be continued!
Part 2
Morocco. Originally named Italy until it was discovered there already was an Italy. Home to scorchingly hot foods, as well as scorchingly hot deserts. Flight number one has just landed. Now the teams need to find the Don box, and collect their next travel tip.
Part 2
LELaurie & Ellody
Cumin, cinnamon, paprika, saffron, ginger.
That was surprisingly elementary.
I know, right?
As more teams reach the spice kiosk, flight #3 has finally arrived in Morocco. They'll need to hurry if they hope to catch any of the teams already in search of the culinary.
Part 2
[Vegans' interview]
Our camel benefit was beautiful. And deserts are really hot. If we win the million, we're a launching a stop riding camels campaign.
"Take hikes, not humps."
Or, we could call it something else.
Part 2
I can't take this heat. Someone turn off the sun.
FFlain
Oh man! The heat is so bad!
Part 2
[to the LARPers as they pass by; protesting] Take hikes, not humps!
Okay, that slogan is really growing on me. [interview] Miles and I became friends when we (first) met at an anti-meat meeting.
When Laurie suggested we just call them "ings" instead of "meetings", I knew we were gonna get along.
Part 2
[Brody and Mary eat their stew bowls while their partners watch]
When I first met Brody, he was eating a cat's hairball on a dare. Ha ha. It was pure awesome.
I met Mary at an engineering student's potluck dinner. We both brought pie chart pie. [giggles] We're quite whimsical.
Ha ha, pies.
Part 2
[Chet is about to retch after seeing Owen eating a camel's drool]
(Angrily): Do not spit that out, Chet, or we'll lose! [interview] My dad is a motivational speaker, and has taught me everything there is to know. (Shouting Angrily): Swallow! Do it! DO IT!
CChet
[swallows] My barf is actually less spicy than the stew.
[Crimson, Spud, Emma, and Jay all retch to prevent themselves from vomiting as the LARPers and Vegans arrive]
LLeonard
We have to eat our own barf?!
[A camel pukes on Miles and she ]
[gasps in surprise] Real organic camel munch!
Part 2
NO, i think we're maybe lost. [a bird flies in Carrie's hand] Aw, (snickers)
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