[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyTonight: a pink Ford; a black man's Cadillac; and I go berserk in a Silver Arrow.
S4 E2 May 16th, 2004
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Played by Jeremy Clarkson
Top Gear · 1,774 quotes
Most-quoted character in Top Gear: in 1,331 of its 1,774 quotes
Most scenes with: Richard Hammond (406), James May (323), Stephen Ladyman (5)
Lines by Jeremy Clarkson 735
JeremyJeremyWith that jacket on mate? I don't think so...
S4 E2 May 16th, 2004
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Jeremy(On the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren) "It sounds like the god of thunder gargling a hammer."
S4 E2 May 16th, 2004
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[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyTonight: Jordan makes a boob in our Liana; Ferrari and Porsche go to war on our track; And we have some crashes on purpose.
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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Jeremy(After seeing May's Audi 80)"You really can't believe that's a hundred quid car. I mean, I was ready to go, 'Oh no, James has bought a hen house'."
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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JeremyI have a slight problem... My speedo isn't working...
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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[about to crash his £100 Volvo]
JeremyGERONIMO!
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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[Just after he crashed his Volvo]
Jeremy"Damn, Damn, I think I missed the wall."
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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[During the 996 GT3 RS vs Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale]
Jeremy"Eat my exhausts, Badoer!"
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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[revealing how much he paid for his Volvo]
JeremyONE POUND! One pound! Yes! The Volvo! Losers! Losers!
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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Jeremy[voiceover] Then it was my turn, and I had a problem. The speedo wasn't working, so I had to guess how fast thirty was, and I got it a bit wrong.
S4 E3 May 23rd, 2004
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[During the opening sequence.]
JeremyTonight: Some big challenges; Can you play darts with cars?; Which is faster, a Ford or a pigeon; And can this new Porsche break the lap record on our track?
S4 E4 June 6th, 2004
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Jeremy[while lying underneath a Porsche Carrera GT] I'm speaking to you now from inside one of the venturi tunnels!
S4 E4 June 6th, 2004
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JeremyRight, what we have here is a snooker table or as Richard Hammond calls it as he arrived this morning, "Crikey, a football pitch!"
S4 E4 June 6th, 2004
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JeremyMy name... is Jack Bauer. And this is the most economical 24 hours of my life.
S4 E4 June 6th, 2004
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