[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: a pink Ford; a black man's Cadillac; and I go berserk in a Silver Arrow.
“May 16th, 2004” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (4), Richard Hammond (3), James May (2)
[during a news segment]
Have you seen the back seats of the Discovery?
They're magnificent!
Fantastic!
It's worth getting one--well you won't get one 'cos...
[Jeremy spots someone in the audience]
Jesus is here!
Well, we never knew!
Who have we booked as the guest this week?
Maybe he's not suppose to be on yet.
Is he the guest? That would be something, we'll have some viewers then!
JJesus
At least I'm not too tall for my hair, eh Jeremy?
BBoth
Wahey!
I don't know quite what bling is, but this must be it! [pointing to FAB 1]
[Later, after he has done his review of it]
[sitting in the car in the studio] So, I aks [sic] you, is I bling?
(Crowd Laughs)
With that jacket on mate? I don't think so...
[After having seen himself unable to start a car after being hypnotised by Paul McKenna] I really don't like you.
(On the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren) "It sounds like the god of thunder gargling a hammer."
[on the Cadillac Escalade]
[voiceover] American cars usually have pretty rubbish interiors, and inside the Escalade's, it's business as usual. Look [taps dashboard], they've just cut a wheelie bin to make that bit. It's all one lump of plastic. [voiceover] In American you can buy one of these motorized shopping malls for 28,000 pounds. But as is the way with these things, by the time it gets over here with some toys on it and the forms filled out, it's 50,000 pounds.
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