[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Some big challenges; Can you play darts with cars?; Which is faster, a Ford or a pigeon; And can this new Porsche break the lap record on our track?
“June 6th, 2004” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (5), Richard Hammond (2)
[while lying underneath a Porsche Carrera GT] I'm speaking to you now from inside one of the venturi tunnels!
Right, what we have here is a snooker table or as Richard Hammond calls it as he arrived this morning, "Crikey, a football pitch!"
My name... is Jack Bauer. And this is the most economical 24 hours of my life.
[After launching a car from a gas cannon down onto a parked caravan] That was a good feeling. Volvo kills caravan!
[At the end of the film]
You know? That's the nineteenth caravan we've destroyed on this programme in 12 months.
[On the new Mitsubishi Lancer and Subaru Impreza]
And the other thing is, every time they launch a new model, they try and outdo each other with the quantity of letters and numbers after the cars name. So! These are the two new models. This is the Subaru Impreza STi, WRX, WR, 1. And this is the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. VIII, MR, FQ, 3, 20.
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