Howie quotes from Top Chef

[in response to Joey's attack] You want to know what, I want to run home and be a fucking man about it, and you want to fucking bitch like a little girl, okay, like you've done all day. This guy copied your shit. This guy should've lost! And then what do you do? You go, "Oh yeah, Howie!" What the fuck! You look out for your own ass! So don't tell me I'm not a fucking man!

Sweet Cream and berries...if it ain't broke, y'know, don't fix it.

Do I look like I care about fashion? This is from Target. This whole outfit.

In your book, though, there's a little, you know, part that says about Ecuadorian line cooks, I believe? Ecuadorian?

Anthony Bourdain

Oh, that's unfair, dude!

Wait, wait a minute! And what does it say? Its says, "You can yell at this person and this person and they'll give it to you when it's wrong". But these particular people, they'll give it to you when it's right!

Anthony Bourdain

You son of a bitch!

Oh, you're in trouble!

That was tough!

Yeah, you guys might want to scoot back a little bit.

Casey, are you the black widow of Top Chef 3?

I was her roommate! [everyone laughs even harder] First kiss of death, right here! Thanks, Casey. Love ya, babe.

Jack wants to know, "Which challenge was your favorite?" Clay?

Me? [The room bursts with laughter]

So wrong. That is so wrong!

Now, hold on a minute! Does Jack really ask this or do you?