Tiffani Faison quotes from Top Chef

Tiffani

You know I wasn't going to go like, do the monkfish nugget interpretive dance for the kids.

Tiffani

[referring to Stephen's presentation of his dish] There's an element of condescension when he explains his dish, that you can't possibly understand all the things that are in this dish.

Tiffani

[during victory interview] I am the Kenmore Microwave Queen.

Tiffani

I wanted to help decorate the room – it's something I enjoy doing, and it feeds who I am – but I was happy to sort of have Dave out of the kitchen.

Tiffani

If Dave gets in a bad head space, it's over, but it could have been much worse, we could have had Stephen.

Tiffani

Dave's food is never really all that refined.

Tiffani

My food is so great, and I don't get the sense that – unless something drastic happens – I'm going home.

Tiffani

[while shopping at the gas station] Think we should buy some Rolaids for the judges?

Yeah, that's for sure.