Hung quotes from Top Chef

I've been labeled a CPA for about a year now: Certified Professional Asshole! [laughs] That's me!

I looked around the kitchen, and I just saw some slummy dishes!

Yeah, simple, but my monkey could do that.

Right. Chicken time!

I love fashion. I like to wear clothes that fit me, not clothes that look like a box.

I love eating, I grew up eating.

[about the criteria for the Elimination Challenge] Score for me!

What the hell do cowboys and cowgirls eat?! Baked beans, baked beans, and baked beans?

For third course, I'm thinking, "What's more Asian than duck?" [laughs]

It's funny, because on one of Anthony Bourdain's blogs, he said that he would like to see a cook-off between you and I!

I'll tell you what, here's what we're gonna do: we'll open a restaurant together. This way, Anthony will never know which one's the better cook.

Yeah. [They laugh]

Who here thinks they have a shot at Fan Favorite?

Tom

My friend, you have, no shot, I think!

[still laughing] Zero! Zero!

Tom

None! [laughs]