HHung
I've been labeled a CPA for about a year now: Certified Professional Asshole! [laughs] That's me!
“First Impressions” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Tom Colicchio (2), CJ (2), Hung (1), Anthony Bourdain (1), Gail (1), Howie (1), Padma Lakshmi (1), Clay (1)
What is the greater crime, though, leaving something off the plate...
...or Clay's dish?
CCJ
Tom and Padma walks in and I was just like, "Sweet little tyke in a manger, what is happening here?!"
[about Clay's amusé] This is almost more like a first course, not so much an amusé...I guess I have a big mouth, but I don't know if it's THIS big!
CClay
When you looked at my fucking apple, were you like, "That dude's fucked!" Be honest, you're not going to hurt my feelings. [laughs] That dude's fucked! Hell, I'm from Mississippi, pick it up and eat that son of a bitch! That's the way I see it!
CCJ
[about Anthony Bourdain] He's not afraid to eat a brain out of a live monkey.
In your book, though, there's a little, you know, part that says about Ecuadorian line cooks, I believe? Ecuadorian?
Oh, that's unfair, dude!
Wait, wait a minute! And what does it say? Its says, "You can yell at this person and this person and they'll give it to you when it's wrong". But these particular people, they'll give it to you when it's right!
You son of a bitch!
GGail
Oh, you're in trouble!
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