Andy Cohen quotes from Top Chef

On the other side of the coin, Casey, there's a rumor out there about the frightening implications of becoming close friends with you. Let's take a look.

Clay, do you want to defend your amusé?

Not at all. [laughs]

[reading a viewer question] "Ilan, do you think anyone was cast for their looks more than their cooking ability, like Sam, Cliff, or Camille?"

Ilan

Yeah, I can only judge from my season.

And?

Ilan

And, yeah, absolutely. I think Frank was always a prime example. [everybody laughs]

Who here thinks they have a shot at Fan Favorite?

Tom

My friend, you have, no shot, I think!

[still laughing] Zero! Zero!

Tom

None! [laughs]

[reading a viewer question] "I noticed that CJ seemed real excited when Padma woke him up. What's up with CJ and Padma?"

Well, it's not, like, how the dream normally goes, but the wakeup was fine! [everyone laughs]

That was a challenge I definitely missed. [everyone laughs harder]

That was tough!

Yeah, you guys might want to scoot back a little bit.

Casey, are you the black widow of Top Chef 3?

I was her roommate! [everyone laughs even harder] First kiss of death, right here! Thanks, Casey. Love ya, babe.

Was the decision between a Top Chef logo and a heart with Howie's name on it?

Nah, that's going on the other leg.

Jack wants to know, "Which challenge was your favorite?" Clay?

Me? [The room bursts with laughter]

So wrong. That is so wrong!

Now, hold on a minute! Does Jack really ask this or do you?