“Chef Overboard” quotes from Top Chef

Do I look like I care about fashion? This is from Target. This whole outfit.

[about Hung's crazy Smurf-inspired dish] I have no idea what this guy's on.. but I want some!

[about Hung's crazy Smurf-inspired dish] What the fuck is that? That's some crazy shit.

Esteban is this new hip and upcoming designer from Miami. A lot of fashionistas.. you know.. [holds up index finger] skinny.

I love fashion. I like to wear clothes that fit me, not clothes that look like a box.

I love eating, I grew up eating.