Betty quotes from Top Chef

[to Harold after a good review] I love you!

[to Tom Colicchio] I'm the bar wench.

Marcel went for that pig's blood. Kinda looks like a vampire, don't you think?

[referring to Marcel's QuickFire dish] Why does he have a foam on every fucking thing he makes?!

[to Ilan, as they leave the Farmer's Market] You want to hold my melon?

[discussing soup Elia will make] I think mushroom would be lovely with what we're serving, but this is your dish.

I truly do not care anymore.

Well, then, make Cheez Whiz.

[referring to Betty's QuickFire dish] I also felt that your presentation was really, uh kind of a mess. It looked like something you raked up– not to be unkind, but...

Well you are!

[while prepping for Ilan] Marcel, do you want me to toast it with nothing on it fo–

Ilan

[interrupting in an outraged tone] What did you just call me?!

Oh my God, I should be shot!