Clay quotes from Top Chef

When you looked at my fucking apple, were you like, "That dude's fucked!" Be honest, you're not going to hurt my feelings. [laughs] That dude's fucked! Hell, I'm from Mississippi, pick it up and eat that son of a bitch! That's the way I see it!

Are any of the rest of you dating?

Me and Sandee.

Outstanding!

Wrong gender, dude.

Clay, do you want to defend your amusé?

Not at all. [laughs]

Jack wants to know, "Which challenge was your favorite?" Clay?

Me? [The room bursts with laughter]

So wrong. That is so wrong!

Now, hold on a minute! Does Jack really ask this or do you?