Top Chef · 211 quotesTTed
Note to chefs: if you want to make people happy, give them bacon.
S3 E9 Guilty Pleasures
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Lines by Ted 1
Scenes with Ted 5
SMSara M.
[referring to Sam from season 2] He's kinda cute.
TTed
Kinda?
S3 E1 4 Star All Star
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SMSara M.
[referring to Sam from season 2] He's kinda cute.
TTed
Kinda?
S3 E1 4 Star All Star
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TTed
Are any of the rest of you dating?
CClay
Me and Sandee.
TTed
Outstanding!
Wrong gender, dude.
That was tough!
TTed
Yeah, you guys might want to scoot back a little bit.
Casey, are you the black widow of Top Chef 3?
I was her roommate! [everyone laughs even harder] First kiss of death, right here! Thanks, Casey. Love ya, babe.
S3 E17 Reunion
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TTed
Aww, little girl dropped her s'more!
I dropped it on your shoe.
TTed
You dropped it on my shoe? You're gonna get the bill for that!
S4 E3 Block Party
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