Elia quotes from Top Chef

[about American Cheese] It's just this funky product that... shouldn't exist.

I Love Fish!

[after being told her kidneys taste too much of kidney] Is this woman for real? I'm supposed to make kidney taste like olives, with a sauce?

[scandalized by Marcel's flirtation with one of the guests] Did you just pour chocolate in that woman's mouth?!

[discussing soup Elia will make] I think mushroom would be lovely with what we're serving, but this is your dish.

I truly do not care anymore.

Well, then, make Cheez Whiz.

Where's Marcel?

Crying.

I think he's on the roof. He's trying to jump.

Ilan

[trying to talk Elia into selling out her teammate Marcel] If you guys go up to the loser's block, then you just blame everything on Marcel.

I don't wanna be in that Judges' Table for negative comment ever again, ever!