CJ quotes from Top Chef

Tom and Padma walks in and I was just like, "Sweet little tyke in a manger, what is happening here?!"

[about Anthony Bourdain] He's not afraid to eat a brain out of a live monkey.

[about Hung's performance in the Quickfire] He came off as a freaking douche.

They've got Hung, one of the loudest people I've ever met in my life, and Brian, one of the most annoying people I've ever met in my life.

Oh, big time.

If there was another Spice Girl, it would be Crepe Spice.

How's it going, CJ?

I love how low everything is, my back feels fantastic, and the sun is beating down on my face.

You're very tall.

Thank you very much, I'm flattered you noticed.

[reading a viewer question] "I noticed that CJ seemed real excited when Padma woke him up. What's up with CJ and Padma?"

Well, it's not, like, how the dream normally goes, but the wakeup was fine! [everyone laughs]

That was a challenge I definitely missed. [everyone laughs harder]