“Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman” quotes from The Venture Bros.

Col. Fun has arrived! (taking the drink from Jonas's hand) Ah, you read my mind. I need a stiff one in me after that car ride. Never let a woman drive your Aston, Jonas. This one handles a stick like it's got herpes!

Who knows, with all the strange garages you park it in...

Dr. Jonas Venture

Ms. Quymn (he kisses her hand)

More like Ms. Bollocks-Buster. If she won't take my name maybe she'll take a smack in her smart mouth!

Try me. [Col. Gentleman kisses her on the cheek]]

Dean

Hank, are you listening to me?

Hank

Actually, uh, can you keep it down? I'm trying to write a song for the girls.

Dean

Would you get with the program? We've got a mystery to solve!

Hank

Well then we should team up. With the girls!

Dean

We can't! They're ... they're suspects.

Hank

Then solve it tomorrow or something. Man, what's your hurry?

Dean

What's your slowy?! You've gone soft on me, Henry Allen So-Called-Venture! You used to be all 'Go Team Venture!' but now ... now you're all 'Go Team ... b- Boobies!'

Looks like I found my cure for impotence after all! Now if I could figure out a way to bottle that ass, I'd be a multi-millionaire!

Dean

Dr. Quymn is the wereodile!

She's- oh my god! I almost fucked a wereodile!

Dean

We have to stop her transformation before she kills us all! (he picks up a chair and begins to hit Dr. Quymn with it over and over)

Dean

The power of Christ compels you! (Ginnie springs into action and pushes Dean away)

Stop it you little asshole! She's not a wereodile, she's an epileptic.

Ew!

...Pity your father also didn’t teach you not to steal Fertility Idols from irritable headhunters.

Oh, that... I’ve been researching alternative cures for impotence... not for me, of course.

Have you not tried Viagra?

It makes me... my customers; headaches, nausea, dyspepsia and/or diarrhea. Anyway, enough shop-talk, how have you’ve been?