“I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills” · Season 2
In this episode: Doctor Byron Orpheus (7), Dr. Henry Killinger (6), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (5), Monarch (4), Brock Samson (3), Hank Venture (3), Myra Brandish (3), Doctor Girlfriend (2)
Well, I hope you're as good at fighting as you are at talking.
Hell no, look at me! You're the weapons expert. [Watches her defeat the Black Guard effortlessly.]
That is so excellent. [She feels for a switch panel on the wall.] Oh I like to do that too, it's soft.
[Dr. Orpheus is trying to check out of a motel in his usual attire, and meets the catsuited owner, Myra Brandish]
Isn't it a bit early for a costume party?
Why, are you throwing one, Dracula?
What the hell is she doing here?!
This woman has come to rescue you.
From what?!
From loneliness, you silly billy.
(to the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend) Love is not private. Love is to be shared. I've locked you in. Neither of you may leave until you have reached compromise. Good luck, and may love show you the way. [opens his umbrella and begins to ascend toward the ceiling] Say goodbye to all your pretty children for me.
Can you understand what he's saying?
Like... half the time.
(out of frame) My umbrella is stuck on something. I require assistance.
Compromise, my friend, is the essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is the cornerstone of love. [Singin] Sweeeeeet looooove.
So is she or isn't she?
OK, Hank, look! She used to be Power Cat on American Gladiators. Show gets tanked, she checks herself into the nuthouse. Every couple of years, she puts on the old costume, kidnaps you, or tries to kill your dad or burns down the compound. Depends on what meds she's coming off of.
How come we don't remember her then?
Look. You don't remember because you're cl--
(Brock & Dr. Venture both say "Cl-cl-cl--" trying not to reveal that both of them are clones)
I can't help feeling like we're not getting the whole story.
Right! Maybe she was telling the truth.
All right! So I fucked her! What of it?
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