“The Trial of the Monarch” quotes from The Venture Bros.

Brock

Something big is going down. This place is crawling with Strangers.

Hank

You can't expect to know everybody.

Brock

No, Hank. Strangers are undercover Guild operatives.

Dean

We gotta warn Pop!

Brock

No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild work is clean, professional. It's surgical with them. In a way they're the only organization I still respect.

Hank

And they kill clean, don't let dames get in the way.

Brock

Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read.

Dean

It's weird, right?

Brock

It's like he channels dead crazy people.

Hank

You think it's a cry for help?

So. Mind readin'. Fascinatin'. Could you read the mind of, for instance, the Monarch?

Dr. Orpheus

If it would please the court...

The Monarch

Objection1 No way!

Th-th-th-this is most unorthodox.

Unorthodox? The defendant's in a crown for God's sake!

I myself am growing from the torso of an inbred simpleton.

Dr. Orpheus

Hug me!

The Monarch

Fine. Whatever gets you off, man. Just don't go for the reach-around, because The Monarch doesn't swing that way.

The Monarch

(drunkenly addressing a big, muscular cop in a tight uniform) Listen, Officer Poncherello... my second in command just left me. So why don't you put your fat Tom of Finland ass back on your big gay bike and go home?? This is none of your beeswax!!