Stefan Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Stefan

Who wants to die next?

Stefan

(To Damon) Tell you what,why don't you call Alaric and let him know that his wife just showed up on his girlfriend's doorstep.

Stefan

Whatever Damon's done, whatever has led him here, I'm the one who made him become a vampire in the first place. So if there's a chance for a cure, I owe it to him to find it.

Stefan

So, I'm confused. If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid dick who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?

Stefan

Oh, I'm sorry. Your tone implies that I'm actually supposed to care.

Stefan

I'm the guy who's been assigned to protect the human blood bag. I mean, no offense.

Stefan

Careful, Damon. Your humanity's showing.

Stefan

I’m one hundred and sixty two years old and I’m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.

Stefan

Look, Elena needed to go on that road trip with Damon. No matter what I go through to get her back: fighting my blood-lust, trying to gain control of my life again; none of that matters if she has feelings for someone else.

Stefan

I've been fighting that part of myself. Thinking that if I repress it, it would go away, but it won't. But now that I've excepted it, it can't control me. And neither can you. So unless your going to stake me, why don't you get the hell out of my house.

Stefan

Aw, don't be stupid Klaus. Bonnie doesn't give a damn about us. The only reason she's helping is to save Caroline and Tyler. You start killing the people she cares about, she'll tell us all to go to hell.

Stefan

(on what they are celebrating) You're alive-ish.

Stefan

Bonnie. Bonnie, I know you're in there. I can hear you breathing.

Stefan

(on phone with Damon) Listen, you go find her, alright? Talk her down. She'll listen to you.

Stefan

[to Katherine] The truth is, ever since the first time I noticed you falling for my brother, I have been waiting for him to screw something up so badly that you hate him. So I've been waiting and watching him do all these horrible things and then every single time I think he's gone too far, he's there for you, sometimes in ways better than I ever was. So the truth is, after a while I just stopped waiting for him to fail because I liked the person he had become -- and I don't want to lose that person.