Elena Gilbert quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Elena

We never got to the texting part.

Elena

Dear Diary, I’m not a believer. People are born, they grow old, and then they die. That’s the world we live in. There’s no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. It’s not possible. I’m not a believer, I can’t be. But how can I deny what’s right in front of me? Someone who never grows old...never gets hurt...someone who changes in ways that can’t be explained. Girls bitten...bodies drained of blood...

Elena

(to Stefan) What are you?

Elena

(to Stefan) You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.

Elena

Damon, now's not the time to be the Lone Ranger.

Elena

I hate fighting with you, even when it's fake.

Elena

Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home.

Elena

How do we tell someone what we know? How does someone hear that?

Elena

It's gonna be a girls' night. Maybe Katherine can join us. (being sarcastic)

Elena

You screw up everything, John. Everything you touch just falls apart. But you’re the only parent I have left. So maybe I can learn not to hate you.

Elena

New year. New life.

Elena

I don't know what he is, but he's definitely not Stefan.

Elena

Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that 'Ripper Stefan' was supposed to be the life of the party.

Elena

You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do.

Elena

She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here, Ric. I've got this.