Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Damon

I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't roofie me.

Damon

I'm going to have to go to the party upset. Who knows what I'll do?

Damon

Where are you, Stefan? I'm trapped at the house, and I'm getting really bored and really impatient, and I don't do bored and impatient. Bring me my ring. [Ends phone call] Damn it. [Looks at semi-conscious Vicki laying on couch with towel pressed to her neck] Aw, don't get blood on the couch. Please. [Removes towel to reveal bite on Vicki's neck] I got you good, didn't I? Well, you're not gonna be any fun today. I'm so gonna regret this. [Bites wrist and presses it to Vicki's mouth] Drink up. Drink it up. Don't drip. There you go. Good girl. That's it.

Damon

Why are you just standing there? That is a girl who clearly wants to be chased. If you don't do it, I will.

Damon

I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.

Damon

Don't look at me with those judgey little eyes. Girl's gonna thank me for what I did to her.

Damon

There's nothing about that Logan guy I killed in here. Not a word. Someone's covering it up.

Damon

Oh, that hurts. This is why I feed on people.

Damon

Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.

Damon

I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.

Damon

[Greeting Stefan, Bonnie, and Sheila] Brother. Witches.

Damon

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon

(sees John Gilbert alive) You've got to be kidding me...

Damon

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say 'problem,' I mean global crisis. Seems Uncle John has a... (looks up at Stefan who is swaying on his feet) You don't look so good. (pauses) It's different this time, isn't it? The need is too strong. Of course it would be after all these years. (sets his glass of blood on the table) Have a good night, brother. (leaves)