I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.
“Dinner Party” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (9), Stefan Salvatore (5), Elena Gilbert (2), Alaric Saltzman (2), Elijah (2), Andie (2), Katherine Pierce (1)
There's no such thing as a bad idea! Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Hunt. Prey. Kill. It was all I knew.
He described you as a monster.
That's what I was.
I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.
Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
JEJournal entry
I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.
If you so as much make a move to cross me, I'll kill you and kill everyone in this house.
Who wants to die next?
It sounds like you were like Damon.
I was worse.
You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
You kind of do.
You get anything out of Elijah?
No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.
Guess who's coming to dinner?
Whats that?
Dessert.
Now get rid of him before Jenna comes back with dessert.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Vampire Diaries pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.