I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.
“Smells Like Teen Spirt” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (12), Elena Gilbert (9), Caroline Forbes (4), Alaric Saltzman (4), Stefan Salvatore (3), Tyler Lockwood (3), Bonnie Bennett (1), Katherine Pierce (1)
Why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on my day?
New year. New life.
Hey, the two brunettes on the staircase owe me a Persian rug.
Oh, I'm sorry. Your tone implies that I'm actually supposed to care.
You can't just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out.
I'm a ghost. It's all I got.
What? What do you mean "what"? I've been calling you for two days.
Odd. That's exactly how long I've been ignoring you.
You know Stefan. Journaling, reading, shaping his hair...
I'm his first successful hybrid, Caroline. Don't you think that's the tiniest bit awesome?
I don't know what he is, but he's definitely not Stefan.
I'm the guy who's been assigned to protect the human blood bag. I mean, no offense.
What? Are you going to bench-press a vampire?
Do you actually know what's happening right now? Stefan called me a "human blood bag".... He's a completely different person... (grunts as she lifts the weights)
(pushes down on the barbell with one hand)
What are you doing?
Helping you out.
Damon!
Come on, Buffy!
Like one obnoxious Salvatore isn't bad enough.
You called - I'm here.
No one's gonna hurt you. Especially not my brother.
I lure Stefan away from the bonfire. Then, when he's distracted--
I'll shoot him.
Can't Bonnie just ju-ju him, or something?
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