Jeremy Gilbert quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Jeremy

(gasping) He killed me. Damon killed me!

Jeremy

[to Tyler] I know what you're doing.

Jeremy

When I'm worn down, I take a nap. You were unconscious.

Jeremy

I don't know why this is happening, or when it's gonna stop. But before it's done, I have to do this. (Kisses Anna)

Jeremy

None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.

Jeremy

Fine. Can we talk about this later? My friend just got here, and yes Damon, I actually have some.

Jeremy

Yeah, I know all about Alaric. When my sister stops hanging around vampires, I'll take it off.

Jeremy

I need my sister. Not another one of them.

Jeremy

How do you expect me to care about anything when this is my life? Take a look around. It's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry I missed class today, we were under a doppelgänger invasion."

Jeremy

One part wolfsbane, one part vervain. All together, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

Elena

People are going to stop giving you breaks, Jeremy. They just don't care any more. They don't remember that our parents are dead; they have their own lives to deal with. The rest of the world has moved on. You should try, too.

Jeremy

I've seen you in the cemetery writing in your diary. Is that... is that supposed to be you moving on?

Jeremy

Alright, I get it. Hit me to impress her. That's– That's real nice.

Tyler

I don't need to impress her. I already won.

Tyler

Now you're dead.

Jeremy

Am I? 'Cause it seems like I'm standing here waiting for you to man up.

Matt

Ty, don't!

Tyler

The next time I see you, Gilbert–

Jeremy

No, next time I see you.

Matt

What are you doing, Vick?

Jeremy

I'm stuck on punch duty at the school dance.

Anna

How'd you get stuck with that?

Jeremy

I'm failing English - I copped a plea.

Damon

Is she hot?

Jeremy

Yeah, but she can be weird.

Damon

Hot trumps weird. Trust me.

Jenna

[Talking with Elena in kitchen about Damon] He is ridiculously hot.

Elena

Shh! He's an ass.

Elena

How was your night?

Jeremy

Ah... Same old, same old. You?

Elena

Yep.