I have to pee.
Hybrids pee?
There's got to be a fire hydrant joke in there somewhere.
Hilarious.
“Total Eclipse of the Heart” · Season 5, Episode 13
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (2), Stefan Salvatore (2), Bonnie Bennett (1), Jeremy Gilbert (1), Tyler Lockwood (1), Matt Donovan (1), Nadia (1)
You're not gonna hurt me. Elena would--
Elena would what? Hurt me, dump me? Been there, done that, wrote the country song.
Kill you. She would kill you.
Cool. And then me and all her doppelgängers could start a baseball team on the Other Side.
Hey, Damon. Don't bother coming back.
I wasn't planning on it.
[to Katherine] The truth is, ever since the first time I noticed you falling for my brother, I have been waiting for him to screw something up so badly that you hate him. So I've been waiting and watching him do all these horrible things and then every single time I think he's gone too far, he's there for you, sometimes in ways better than I ever was. So the truth is, after a while I just stopped waiting for him to fail because I liked the person he had become -- and I don't want to lose that person.
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