The Vampire Diaries · Season 4, Episode 2
“Memorial” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (6), Stefan Salvatore (5), Elena Gilbert (2), Caroline Forbes (2), Alaric Saltzman (1), Tyler Lockwood (1)
You're making a big mistake.
No, I'm not. If I can get Elena use to animal blood right out of the gate..
You're reaching.
Maybe she'd be able to bypass all the things we went through.
Delusional.
Maybe she actually has a shot at this.
Wrong. You're just wrong, Stefan.
I was a cheerleader. I suck at track.
Just concentrate, kay.
I can't. All I can think about is your hands on my body.
Okay. (removes hands from her waist)
(replaces his hands) No, no, no. I didn't say take them off. It feels good.
Seriously. Stop looking at me like that, Liz. If I was going to kill 12 people, I wouldn't blow them up; I'd have a dinner party.
(on what they are celebrating) You're alive-ish.
Did you do it?
That seat's taken.
But there's no one here.
Well, I'm just gonna pretend someone's there because the alternative is just too damn depressing.
(after walking around the the other empty seat) Did you set off the explosion that killed the town counsel?
Am I wearing my "I blew up the counsel" t-shirt? Why does everyone keep asking me that?
This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we're having sex.
Grief sex. It's healthy.
Bonnie. Bonnie, I know you're in there. I can hear you breathing.
And the scenery is to die for. Ah. Funeral pun. Too soon. Sorry.
She can't even keep my blood down.
She drank from you?
Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
(about Conner) Also, if he shows his face, I'm gonna kick his ass.
They're floating lanterns in the sky. Can you believe that? Japanese lanterns as a symbol of letting go of the past. Well, here's a newsflash: we're not Japanese! You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything ok. Or even singing a prayer, or pretending Elena's not going to end up like the rest of us murderous vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: "Makes them feel better Damon". So what? For how long? A minute? A day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not gonna make up for the fact, the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock. With a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So, thanks, friend. You would leave me here to babysit. 'Cause I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl. Remember? I'm just stuck here fighting with my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
(as a ghost) I miss you too, buddy.
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