The Vampire Diaries · Season 3, Episode 3
“The End Of The Affair” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Damon Salvatore (12), Elena Gilbert (8), Stefan Salvatore (5), Klaus Mikaelson (4), Gloria (3), Caroline Forbes (1), Katherine Pierce (1), Rebekah (1)
Damon (on the phone): Katherine. Where are you?
Lurking outside your window, pining away.
What do you want?
I'm homesick. What have I missed?
Well, Stefan's still Klaus' little prisoner, and Elena still thinks she can save him, and no one's thought about you since you left.
And what about you? I'm sure, now that you've given up on your brother, you're plotting some way of moving in on his girlfriend.
I didn't give up on him. I just don't know where he is.
Chicago was magical.
Yeah, well, I'll take your word for it. Like I said, I don't remember most of it.
(Elena rolls over in bed)
Rise and shine, sleepyhead...
(jolts awake) Ah! What are you doing? Get out!
You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool.
Oh my god. (looks at clock) 6 AM? Seriously? You don't have anything better to do at 6 AM?
I sure hope we find him, 'cause it would suck if your last memento of Stefan was that crappy old necklace.
It's an antique, Damon. Like you.
(driving to Chicago)
(reading Stefan's journal) "March 12th, 1922. I've blacked out days. I wake up in stranger's blood in places I don't recognize, with women I don't remember." (gasps) I'm shocked. Stefan's not a virgin?
(takes the journal) Eyes on the road, grandma.
Fine. Back to my game. Tell me if you see a Florida plate.
(flashback - Chicago, 1920s)
Sorry to crash the fun boys, but some of us actually came here to hear the music, not you.
I’m so sorry sweetheart, are we offending you?
It takes a lot more than a baby face like this to offend me.
Hey, are you even gonna tell me your name?
Sure, when you earn it.
You got to be kidding me.
So a hybrid walks into a bar, says to the bartender...
Stop. You may be invincible, but that doesn't make you funny.
Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago, and he chose this?
There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner, but it shut down because of attendance issues. Weird.
Here we are. Stefan's second personality home.
(Damon opens a hidden cabinet)
Stefan hid his alcohol. What a monster.
Look harder.
(sees huge list on the wall) It's a list of names.
Mm-hmm.
(realizes) These are all of his victims?
Still "handling it"?
What were you doing in the 1920s? Paving the way for women's liberation?
I was around. Chicago's a big city. Stefan was a cocky ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.
Well, look what the wind blew in. Last I heard, you hated this place.
Gloria. Damn! If I knew you were gonna age like this, I would have stuck around.
I always did like you better.
I don't think so. You may be cute, but you're still a vampire.
I told you I was practically discovered by Klaus, and you're worried about what I'm wearing?
I had an hour to realize what a bad idea it was to leave you here alone, process it, and move on. (pauses) Are you okay?
Yeah.
Okay, good. Get dressed. You're all road-trippy and gross.
Why are you trying to fix me?
So I don't have to kill you!
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