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S1 E15Unfinished Business

EEverybody

[singing] Retainer baby, retainer baby, I require that wire.

[still singing when everybody stops] Retainer baby! [makes weird noises then stops] Guess it's cake time.

Well Mr. Moseby thanks again for everything. Before I leave I want to give you something.

Please Marcus you don't need to do that. Your friendship is gift enough.

Well it's a Little Little t-shirt made into a pocket hanky.

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER! [hugs Marcus and leaves]

Aww! This reminds me of my goodbye party when I left Kettlecorn except you're leaving and I'm not. And we're on a boat not on a barn. And there's not a giant twister barring down on us. [hugs Marcus] Oh Marcus, congratulations!

Thanks! [Bailey leaves]

[to Woody] Well Woody, I'm going to miss you.

Marcus, I always thought of you as a brother. A real brother. Not like this kid named Neil who's forty years old and lives in my treehouse.

Well I got nothing to say for that so let's just cut right to the man hug. [hugs Woody]

We're gonna miss you Marcus.

Just want to say good luck big guy. To think you'll be entertaining people while promoting proper dental care? I am so proud of you. [hugs Marcus]

I'm going to miss you Cody.

I'm going to miss you too.

[to Zack] Zack, I think I'm going to miss you most of all.

Hurtful.

I'm going to miss you too buddy. You know you're the only roommate I've ever had that I didn't hate.

Hurtful.

[hugs Marcus]

Well you guys, I just want to say thank you for everything. Before I came here I was going through a really, really tough time but you guys took me in. You made me feel like family and I will always be grateful to you so thank you. And if you guys are ever in New York, please just look me up.

You know what? We just might do that someday.

Someday? How about now? Take me with you!

Okay! [picks up London and starts to leave]

Next stop Tiffany's! Whoo!

dot , dot, circle, circle with a stick, dot with a stick and a feather. It doesn't make any sense

Those are notes!

I got a note for you, BORING!

AArwin

Callie made her own mobile unit. My creation made a creation. I'm a granddad!

Zack we need your help!

Okay, step one: deny everything! Step two: if they don't believe step one, blame your twin.

Hey, Cody... I went on a date with this geeky girl... (Begins to describe her, making a point of how horrible she is)

So?

So! I got her number for you!

(Sighs and looks really angry) Why can't anyone understand that I'm perfectly happy alone? CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW HAPPY I AM?!?!?!

SKSean Kingston

(Talking about London)Wow, she's so pretty - i think i'm in love.

You wanna see something really funny [pauses] BAILEY'S CLOTHES!

[kids laugh]

So, big change on someone's online profile.

Oh you saw I got my 10th friend, double digits baby!

Yeah, it's nice that your grandma finally accpted your friend request.

Actually, it was my mum, nana's still pending.

No, i'm talking about Maya's page. Looks like she just updated her status to 'in a relationship'. You know what this means Zack?

Yeah, she's really into me, can you blame her?

Noo-oo It means you've gotta change your status too, and well, your whole life.

Well I don't. I already got Maya. It's all smooth sailing from here.

Smooth sailing - just like the Titanic! You have no idea how much work it takes to maintain a relationship with a girl.

What work?

Well, they always make you put them first. Suddenly what you want doesn't matter anymore. When we started dating, Bailey made me join her stupid quilting circle!

You were in that before she was!

Whatever, my point is -

Actually didn't you start the quilting circle?

My point is you're gonna have to start making changes my friend!

No no no I'm not gonna change for anyone, not even Maya

[walks out laughing] That guy!

What does Cody know about women; except he's a pedicure away from being one?

So does this mean that you're not gonna change your status to 'in a relationship'?

No way! Just cause Maya changed her's doesn't mean that I have to change mine.

[Walks over] Hey Zack, did you happen to notice my status?

Well of course I did..

Sooo...

So it was very nice of you to do that.

And... [flips hair]

And.. I was just about to change mine, but I wanted to see your face when I did it.

Aww Zack!

See that's the face!

Way to hold your guns, pal!

[phone bleeps] Hmm? I just got a request from a Mildred Fink.

Nana! Hurtful!

Ew, that was the worst one yet! Tasted like goats feet!

The throw up's starting to taste better than the soda!

Don't give them any ideas. That will be the next flavor!

Our next victi- uh, challenger is - [gets picked up by giant sumo wrestler; screaming] Aaahh! NO! NO NO NO, NOT ME! I'M THE HOST!

SWSumo wrestler

[Puts Mr. Moseby down] Oh, sorry lady.

Woody! Your B.O caused a K.O! [Woody approaches her about to hug; avoiding his underarms] No no!

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