The Suite Life on Deck · Season 1
What's The Big problem?
Look at my room!
Your room is always a mess.
I Know but I always keep my dirty socks on the left side of the bed in case I trip while I'm on my way to the bathroom.
Oh so you have a comfy pile of dirty socks to fall in.
Clever!
But now they're on the right!
The Right!
You're not going to tell us it's the stupid captain ghost.
Shh! Don't Call him stupid! He might get angry
Why would a ghost be haunting you?
Your help? You can't even write your history paper or fold your own underpants.
Who folds their underpants?
I do! Promptly after ironing them.
We were hormone-crazed 12 year old boys. We saw women popping out of everything.
Plus you don't even have any actual evidence of a ghost being here.
I'm not gonna be the only one here tonight. (as Zack closed the door) Cause you two are staying here too.
Woody, stop pulling my blanket off my bed.
What? I'm not even near your bed.
Ah! Ghost! Ghost!
What happened?
The ghost, he pulled my blanket off my bed!
(starts whining) Or it fell on the floor.
[Voiceover as Ms. Tutweiller is reading] Ms. Tutweiller. Ms. Tutweiller. Ms. Tutweiller!
[Comes out of her trance] Oh, what?!
Ms. Tutweiller, Bailey seems to be failing Fun 101, whereas I am having extra fun. (Ms. Tutweiller and Bailey leave the room and Cody immediately gets out of the hot tub, pulling out a huge tub of hand sanitizer and beginning to furiously run sanitizer all over his body.) That is so unsanitary... (A mom and her kids are staring at him like he's crazy. [to kids]) Oh, you think I'm nuts? You're nuts!!! (The kids run away in fear)
Ms. Tutweiller, don't you think laser tag elevates the mindless violence so prevelant in our society?
No, I think it's fun.
I am going to teach you two to have fun if it's the last thing I ever do!
As your teacher, you're required to actually teach us something.
I graduated from a community college; I didn't take an oath.
[Whispers to Cody] I bet she barely got in.
Hola Valentina!
Do I know you?
It's London. Tipton. London Tipton.
Remember the ski trip in Switzerland last spring? I was on the slopes, tying my shoe, and you skiied right over me.
Do not touch me, peasant! I am Lord Pembleton.
[To Zack] Do you hear that? [Shakes her glass in his face] It is the sound of my glass being emptied. Fill it. [Shoves glass at him]
Hey, I don't work here!
[Appalled] You mean you wear those close on purpose?
That's us. The Three Muskateers!
I offered to stay with her, but you know Maya doesn't like anybody to see her when she's sick.
I've never seen anybody puke like that. It landed all over the shuffleboard court!
On the upside, it landed on the 10!
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