Honey I think you're getting addicted to this game.
Oh please mom. I can stop anytime I want.
Kay. How bout now?
I said anytime I want.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The Internet's broken.
I doubt that. The Internet's a global network of fiber-optic backbones with file save access points and redundant router protocols.
The Internet's broken.
This never has a good answer, but what are you doing?
Our science project. Zack and I have to find and identify microbes in our home environment!
[on a couch reading a magazine] That’s right, so let the boy do our work.
Maybe you should work on leaving.
Did you know there are more germs on a telephone than a toilet seat?
I used the phone today! And a toilet!!
They’re gettin’ you from both ends. Oh! And you don’t even want to know about your pillowcase.
What! What about my pillow case!
It has a million little dust mites. Party over here, party over there, let’s all eat Cody’s hair!
I gotta go shampoo! [runs out]
Stop torturing your brother.
Look who’s talkin’. You almost made liver.
(about Diego) I'm gonna date him.
You can't date him.
Why?
Because I'm gonna date him.
Too late. We're gonna get married, buy a big villa, and live in Acapella.
People sing acapella. He lives in Acapulco.
That's what my sweater's made out of.
That's alpaca!
I am exhausted with a capital x.
London, for the last time: a Thousand Dollar Bar does not cost $1000.
Then Nia owes me a lot of change.
Whoa, can you spell desperate?
How many chances do I get?
[A cheer.]
E = mc squared,
When your squad cheers, no one cares.
Elements, compound, acid, base.
When the geek squad cheers, we're in your face.
Yay! Break it down.
Maddie Okay. To win that award, we're gonna need someone famous. Someone huge. Someone no one has ever gotten before.
I know! Bigfoot!
London, Bigfoot is a legend.
That's why he'd make such a great guest!
No, no. I mean, he's a mythical creature. A figure of the imagination. A biological impossibility.
He can just borrow my huge pair of Italian loafers! He'll do it.
(having just eaten a huge bag of pretzels) Wow, I'm thirsty.
(to Zack and Cody furiously) Oh that is it. You are beyond grounded. The next time you see sunlight, actually no. You're never gonna see sunlight again. Because by the time your punishment is over, the sun will have burnt out, collapsed into a black hole and the last remnants of mankind will be living on a rusty little spaceship as the cold silence of space slowly drives them MAAAAAAD!!!
Zack, what were you thinking?!
Well you see--
I don't wanna hear it! Cody, what was going through your mind?
It's just--
Zip it, mister!
CBChris Brown
I think she's halfway there.
CGCheetah Girls
(laugh)
Carey: I HEARD THAT!!!
CCChris & Cheetah Girls
(begin to cower)
ABAdrienne Bailon
We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you!
KWKiely Williams
Please don't ground us.
SBSabrina Bryan
We have a concert tonight.
I've got to get my job back. When is Mom going to leave?
Don't worry. I'll handle it. (To Carey) Hey, Mom. When are you going to leave?
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