The Suite Life of Zack & Cody · Season 1
(Mrs. Madigan screams when Zack arrives to orchestra practice)
That's weird. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.
That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teachers lounge.
Actually, my stage name is Nasty Z, the Dark Prince of Awesome.
(to Barbara) Your my latka!
(confused) I'm your potato pancake?
You dinged?
No, you're supposed to say, "May I hep you?"
May I what?
You know, hep! Hep, Hep.
Hooray!
Less cheering, more bellhopping.
[to Cody] Dude, you're jealous of a rumor and I'm not even sure I heard it right
(crying) Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara, (squeaky) I have NOTHING!
You have a family that loves you.
(still crying) I mean something that I care about!
[in response to a rumor mill that was intended as a apology by Cody] You think I'm stupid and smell like a yak?!
London, maybe you should talk to your father and tell him the hotel business is not for you.
But it is for me. The hotel is in my blood.
Actually, our blood is in the hotel.
Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
You mean grandfather Geraldo Juan Carlos Diego Pepe Bombaro Lupe Abarto Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
No. The other one.
Oh, you mean Fred?
London, the best thing for Esteban to do is keep that money in the bank. Save it for a rainy day.
Ooh. That is a good point.
But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to someplace dry.
Ooh. That is a good point, too.
Sneaking girls in here without my permission is totally inappropriate.
Well...Now that you're here, can we have your permission?
Oh, sure. Go on. Knock yourselves out...are you kidding?!
(after Esteban complains about the food) I'll tell our chef, forthwith.
What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?! (gasps and covers her mouth melodramatically, and Esteban does the same thing)
No..."Forthwith" is "presently."
Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!
All right, let's see. We got jellybeans, cherry sodas and cheese product in a can. All the ingredients of romance.
I'm going to go to my apartment and think about this.
You can't stay at that ratty little place.
How did you know I had a ratty little place?
Well, compared to me, everyone has a ratty little place.
(Hands Moseby boxes) Moseby, be a dear and take these to Esteban's room. And Moseby, be a moose and take these to mine.
[singing to tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down"] London Tipton's really great, really great, really great! London Tipton's really great. And she deserves the opposite of hate. Which is love! Everyone, sing along!
I really should quit... I haven't slept in a fortnight. Plus, I just said fortnight!
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