Mom, you need a vacation. And by "you", I mean "we".
Let's go to the Pawtucket Aquarium! I hear they just opened their 'swim with the jellyfish' attraction. They won't sting you if you cover yourself in whale urine.
I'd rather get stung!
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Oh, stupid, snoring dog kept me up all night.
Well, when it comes out of that end, it ain't called snoring.
[talking on the phone when the boys come in] Guess what, boys? We're going to see the world's largest ball of twine! But while we're there, no liquids.
[gasps] Oh, no! Daddy's gonna fire me!
You don't work here, London.
He's already done it?
[to London] You never worked here. You never did work. You never have to work.
[relieved] Yay, me!
TMr. Tipton
Move back! I don't like to be crowded.
Mr. Moseby" Everybody, move back. Move back. [they bump back into the table causing the vase to break as Muriel suddenly appears]
I'm not cleaning that up!
TMr. Tipton
Muriel, you're fired.
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