The Suite Life of Zack & Cody · Season 1
(to the twins) Anything you want you've got it.
Get us into the wedding.
Except that. You're grounded, remember?
You meant that?
I'm trying to do the right thing.
Okay. Looks like we're going to find a way into that wedding ourselves.
Forget it. There is no way you are talking me into another one of your idiotic schemes.
(When Zach and London are in the air vent)
Man, it stinks in here.
Sorry.
(When Maddie and Cody are in the air vent)
I just wanted to make a little money so a could buy myself a few nice things, because some of us have to work and don't get sent to Paris as a punishment for breaking into Johnny Ripp's dressing room. Man, it stinks in here!
Sorry.
(about Maddie) Baby's got it going on! (Makes a shape of an hourglass "body" with his hands)
She's got what going where?
I don't know what I am saying.
We may live in a palace, but we are not royalty.
I think you're a queen, Mommy.
Aww.. put a sock in it.
(about Maddie) What is she doing here?!
Saving your butt before I kick it.
Is that a threat or a promise?
When I inherit this hotel, you are so fired!
Please! You'll be too busy getting facelifts!
Serge, you know, that poem you wrote me was so lovely, I wrote a little something for you. "Violets are Blue. Roses are Red. My boys were right. Go soak your head."
Did you see how those flowers made Mom smile?
Yeah, it's great. If she has a boyfriend, she'll be so busy being all girly with him, she'll leave us alone!
And she'll be happy...
And we'd be able to play that video game!
And she'll be happy.
And we won't have to make our beds!
And she'll be HAPPY!
You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides mom's happiness?
Mom, guess what? We're gonna be on TV!
What did you set on fire?!
Esteban, I need you.
When I am good and ready!
WHAT did you say?
Now I am good and ready!
Hey, Max!
Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?
I'm Zack. Hey there, sweet thang!
He hurt himself, didn't he?
Yep.
(about doing stand-up comedy at her school talent show) So anyway, I'm up there on stage, no one's laughing, and I panicked. So I started to sing. You know what happened?
They started laughing?
I'm a guy with mature interests.
Such as?
Politics... Culture... PG-13 movies...
Uh, London, do you think you could talk to Moseby about getting the ballroom for our prom?
Sure.
Thank you! You are awesome!
Oh I KNOW, I love helping the poor and needy.
We are not a charity.
Have you seen what you're wearing?
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