Hi, Zackey.
Hi, Aggie.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[about the commercial] This is great! This our chance to get on TV!
Yeah, I always thought you'd be on TV. I just assumed you'd be in handcuffs.
You mean, as a magician?
[sarcastically] Yeah, that's it.
Try this hot dog.
SSanjay
In this country you eat dogs?
No, a hot dog is made of... well, nobody really knows for sure.
I have a plan.
[to Sanjay] Don't listen to him. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
No, this plan is sure-fire.
Correction. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
[talking about a painting] This is either a work of staggering genius or it was painted by a cat.
How does he hold the brush?
[Inside Cody's closet]
Isn't this awesome?
JJeremy
It's like a little house.
It's elegant yet casual.
It's sophisticated yet tasteful.
I think it's stupid yet stupid.
Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. They're soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.
(turns to Maddie)
It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.
Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.
If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.
Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.
Yes, because they're to blame!
Oh, cry me a river!
If I did you'd pollute it!
You bleeding heart liberal!
Establishment puppet!
Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?
I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)
(turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.
(lets go) I hate you!
I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)
I wonder what'd they do if they liked each other.
[looking at Trevor] Oooh, that nerd's cute.
Yeah, he is!
Called him!
Oh, please. Like that guy would give you the time of day.
Why would I ask him what time it is?
You got me!
[approaches Trevor] Hi!
Hi.
Are you here for the merit scholar thing?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Trevor, Phi Beta Kappa.
I'm London. Buy Lots'o'Stuff'a.
Where have you been? I asked you to get me some more dust rags half an hour ago!
I couldn't find any.
Where did you look?
The refrigerator. All I found was two bagels, a soda and some cheese balls.
The guys will be here any minute. Get the game board.
Ok.
[drops a coin on his perfectly done bed] Perfect! [turns back to see Zack's bed covered with different objects] Wow! What the... How the... I was just...
Found it!
The game board?
And the other half of my sandwich!
If mum sees this, she'll be ticked. And I am not, repeat - NOT...
Not.
Cleaning this up again.
Fine.
I'm not.
Ok.
I mean it.
I know.
I've got to clean it up!!
And then she said "who" instead of "whom". I'm not a grammar snob, but it's just egregious when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case, hahaha!
[understanding nothing] Hahahaha! Will you accuse me for one moment? [approaches Maddie] Maddie, help me! I can't get through this lunch.
Uh! ok. The fork is the one with the pointy end.
No, look I mean I can't understand a single thing he says. Give me my opinion on something.
Oh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.
Where's he been?
He's dead.
So he came Bach from the dead?
OK guys. That's it. You've got to clean up. Cody, get to work. Zack, get a bulldozer.
[to a purse snatcher] You can't have this purse! It doesn't match your outfit!
[Bob comes into the lobby and sees Cody chasing Zack.]
Where are they going?
With any luck, the Bermuda Triangle
How do I look? And be brutal.
Like a backstabbing French-girl-stealing jerk in a goofy sweater vest.
You really think it looks goofy?
I know what you're up to! Don't think for one second I don't know what you're up to! I know exactly what you're up to! What are you up to??
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