First we need to dig a trench around our campsite.
You mean to go potty?
I think I'm just gonna hold it in.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You see, my fellow grizzlies and I are supposed to live off the land and the food that my showoff brother keeps finding.
MMerle
I got a brother too. He has a two story cabin and it's loaded with babes. Wonder who his real estate agent is.
Finding food is supposed to be a challenge.
MMerle
(holding bowl of strawberries) Ok. I'll just put it way up here. (puts on a high shelf)
MMaid
(startles Carey) Towels, lady?
Sorry. Didn't hear you come in. I was too busy setting up my painting supplies. The boys are out of town. You know, I used to paint all the time. Then the twins were born, I had to set it aside. Kept telling myself I'd get back to it next week or the week after that. But I never did. Oh well, better later than never though, right?
MMaid
(blank face) Towels, lady?
[after the mother hawk flies away] Who is going to hatch the egg?
I will.
Okay, but you'd better squat real low.
I talked to the zoo, and they're willing to take the baby hawk as an honored guest.
Oh, brilliant solution. Everyone's happy.
I know Cody, and he'll never put his baby in a cage.
Oh, well, maybe the zoo will also take the twins. Oh, happy day!
What's going on?
There's something circling the hotel. I think it's a hangglider.
Get real. It's a flying saucer.
The hawk is back.
Where's it been?
I don't know. What am I supposed to do, ask it?
Why not? You talk to plants.
(to Moseby) We'll report you to the TGATPPWSHA.
MZMoseby, Zack
The what?
(to Zack and Cody) I'll get both of you and your little hawk too!
(trying to touch Arwin's red button on his machine that will try to stop the hawk) What's that-
No don't touch that! Woo. I put it there to look cool.
Okay. I brought a blanket and a hot water bottle.
No! Don't you know anything about mothering?
Apparently not.
I made this sling to cradle the egg and keep it at hawk temperature.
How do you take a hawk's temperature?
Very carefully.
Rough day at school?
Yeah and it's all Cody's fault.
Why? Is everyone making fun of you because your twin brother is hatching an egg?
Cody, I made something that is gonna help you bond with the baby.
Cody, for the record I'm in all of favor of what you're doing here but I think this time Arwin has gone a little too far.
This is not going too far. (Puts on a helmet that has a giant bird head on it)
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