(about the 24-hour bellhop) This will increase efficiency by 13.4%.
How did you arrive at that figure?
I made it up.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Having a younger sibling can be tough. I remember torturing my younger sister.
I didn't know you had a sister.
Yeah. She doesn't talk to me any more.
It's about doing your homework, eating your broccoli when Mom isn't looking!
You offered it to me!
Yeah, because that's what brothers do for each other! But it's never reciprocal!
Huh?
Reciprocal means it would be nice if you did something for me for a change!
I did! You offered me money and I took it!
With what I made last month and with what you spent. What we have left for bikes is -$12.
Can I get my -$6 in cash.
Take an easy class? Like wood shop?
What makes you think wood shop is easy?
Duh, you're taking it.
Do you think wood grows on trees?
Relax, Cody. I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself.
I'm not putting too much pressure on me. Harvard's putting too much pressure on me! Yale is putting too much pressure on me! Princeton! M.I.T! Stanford! Do you think they're out there looking for under-achievers? If I don't ace woodshop, I'll end up being one of those guys who sells hot dogs and sleeps in a taxi!
Hey! How much does that pay?
SDSister Dominick
What's going on here?
Maddie's jealous because I'm a best selling author on top of being rich and beautiful.
What are you doing?
Getting ready to drill a hole.
Well, here in woodshop we tuck in our shirts before we use tools.
But this shirt is a 100% linen, if I tuck it in and take it out, it will be wrinkled.
Well, there's a 100% chance you'll be wrinkled when you get sucked into a sander. These safety rules were made for your own protection.
Oh, yeah? And who came out with them?
Nine-fingered Nick.
(at a children's reading) Hello young readers. Remember, reading makes you smarterer.
Great news!
The revolution has begun in my country and they want to put my grandmama back on the throne?
London, when you said you wanted me to sing to the guests, I thought it would be in the main room, not the bathroom.
I want my guests to be entertained at all times.
Well, now my career is literally in the toilet.
This is so unfair! I have to have my party at the Goose Lodge because my brother needs braces. (to Liam) Thanks a lot, you thumb sucker!
LLiam
You have no friends! Except this creepy dweeb!
Come over here, booger! I'll straighten your teeth!
(to Cody) Fine, then I guess I won't find Maddie the perfect gift and she'll never love me. And we'll never get married, forcing me to live on your couch, eating your food, not doing my laundry year after year.
Okay, stop it already!
London, this isn't fair. Your birthday was 6 months ago.
So? I can have my party whenever I want.
I seem to remember on your actual birthday you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that?
Tuesday.
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