PPsychiatrist
I watch the news like everyone else. I know who you are, and I saw "Analyze This". I don't need the ramifications that could arise from treating someone like yourself.
"Analyze This"? Come on, it's a fucking comedy.
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Shut up about that!
Why, they're still gonna kiss your ass. They don't care if you're a junkie.
You owe me the fuckin' explanation, and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Yeah, well, remind me Tony, never to get sick again, huh? Remind me, please, never to have a serious illness, because, with you, and Silvio, and Paulie, and all you pricks, weakness could spread as fuckin' treason!
You know what? Fuck you! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' back anymore! Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? Who gets the explanation? What am I, supposed to trust you? You fuckin' off the reservation cocksucker!
RCRaymond Curto
You heard about Jimmy Altieri, right?
Yeah, flipped...fuckin' ass hole.
He had two ass holes when they buried 'im.
CJCorrado 'Junior' Soprano
"A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental."
I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.
What do you mean?
What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.
Talk to me.
Jack Massarone: These fuckin' ditsoon activists, they're killin' me. They're picketing my place twenty-four seven. Three days I'm down already.
Who?
JMJack Massarone
Ah this hard on, Reverend Herman James, Jr. He's an old song, not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting.
You were told the joint fitters union is under my uncle's jurisdiction.
JMJack Massarone
I know. But if you could pave the way for me to talk to your uncle, so he could maybe send some guys down and you know, make it uncomfortable for these people. Like you did with your unions before.
It's gonna cost you.
JMJack Massarone
Besides what you're already raping me for those no-show electrician jobs?
You're not such a fucking citizen when you want a construction bid to go your way, are ya Jack?
JMJack Massarone
Ok...ok. Take it easy.
I'll see what I can do. Meantime, call animal control. Watch you don't get followed meetin' me.
BGBlack Guy
We wanna talk to your foreman.
You wanna talk to the foreskin?
BGBlack Guy
You a wise ass motherfucker huh?
Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her!
Now Bobby you're gonna hear some high end shit. And A, I hope you can understand it, and B, I hope you keep it between this room and Junior. Because if you don't, I promise you, they're gonna find pieces of you in eight different dumpsters.
I inherited Junior. I don't think you got reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Bullshit. But we'll assume you do now.
To the victor, belongs the spoils.
Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass.
Did you ever meditate?
Beansie Gaeta: Me, meditate? Ha, are you crazy?
Not as crazy as I used to be, still crazy enough to take an eye out.
Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. How 'bout you, you remember your first blowjob?
Yeah, of course.
How long did it take for the guy to come?
I thought I told you to back the fuck off Beansie.
I did, then I put it in drive.
It wasn't my fault.
If I had a quarter for every time I heard that since you learned ta talk, I'd have a private jet on twenty four hour standby.
I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't.
Don't puke on the floor.
What're you doin' up! Go ta bed.
She fools around with ecstasy and you yell at me?
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