Hunter Scangarelo: We wanna score some crystal.
Yeah, you got money?
Shut up, you ain't givin' them shit.
Why not?
How 'bout for starters your father will put a bullet in my head.
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So why don't you call Tony, so he can call Junior, and see if we can change the fucking channel.
Kids, you think you can protect 'em, well you can't.
This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!'
Always with the scenarios.
What the hell are you doin'? (after seeing Vin pissing near Green Grove retirement community)
Vin Makazian: This place is an hour from my office.
An hour? What are you a woman, get a bladder transplant, my mother lives here.
Yeah, well, that's not real convenient for me.
That's not convenient, I'm sorry, why don't we meet down by your precinct, you know the government would love a few pictures of us together for the scrapbook. (sarcastic)
Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Brendan's dead. His brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.
Moe Greene Special.
Yo Yo Mendez: Chris ma man.
Surprised to see me?
YYYo Yo Mendez
Heard they took you for a little ride to the meadowlands.
Oh yeah?
YYYo Yo Mendez
Heard you had a little "bm" out there.
Okay, so you got my cut.
YYYo Yo Mendez
They came and took it.
YYYo Yo Mendez
Junior Soprano's boys. They said you was out and its they corner now.
You let them do that?
YYYo Yo Mendez
I don't argue too well suckin' on a smith and wesson.
You didn't beep me?
YYYo Yo Mendez
Word on the street, you're out o' commision. Sorry man, business. Chris, you know there's no one I'd rather give my ten points to than you!
It's alright. It's not your fault.
YYYo Yo Mendez
He..I'm glad to hear you you say that man. (Chris slam kicks Mendez right in the nuts and proceeds to kick his ass) Ayy!!! Sneaky mother fucker!!! Ah! Shit!! Oh!!
I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass. This is my corner. You pay any one but me, I'm comin' back for your thumbs. And that didn't happen what you said.
YYYo Yo Mendez
Kill you...(lying on the floor messed up)
Clipping a famous rat would put me a cunt hair away from being made.
I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. We did kind of a lot of it for a while.
You what?!
It was just between homework and SATs and just the general pressure of life, we needed something to keep going.
That crap will kill you.
I know.
I oughta slap the shit outta you. Where did you get it?
If I thought this was gonna be a lecture, I never woulda told you.
Take a reality check, what do you think I'm gonna say? Where did you get it?
No way I'm telling you, especially after this reaction.
Why did you tell me?
You were honest to me today. I won't be doing it again, it got too scary.
Jesus, right under my nose. Think you'd know.
No dad, you won't.
I'm glad you told me, despite of everything.
I'm glad I did too, I'm glad we have that kind of relationship.
My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy ta think for myself.
What do ya got?
Wet shoes.
Hey, you chose this life. You don't wanna work in the rain, try for the fuckin' Yankees.
[Mikey and another associate have been tasked with killing Rusty Irish]
RIRusty Irish
Come on, Mikey, I didn't do nothing!
Yeah, a poor kid committed suicide up here because of you.
RIRusty Irish
Come on, you fucking know me!
Yeah, I know you.
[They stop halfway across the bridge]
Listen to me, boy. Listen to me. I'm gonna give you a break! I'm gonna give you a break. When I toss you over...
RIRusty Irish
[tries to fight back] No! No!\
When I toss you over, if you can fly, I won't shoot you down! Deal?
[Mikey and his accomplice throw Rusty over the side of the bridge, and watch as he falls to his death. Composing themselves, Mikey notices some bystanders standing at the end of the bridge watching them. They walk up to the bystanders, and Mikey flashes a wad of money to one of them]
"Oh my goodness. What happened here?"
BBystander
[takes the money] "Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't wanna live no more. He jumped."
When's the last time you had a prostate exam?
Hey, I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face.
(Melfi cracks up laughing) I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.
Don't apologize.
Oh boy...
You got a nice laugh.
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